CHINAADOPTUSPARENTUS

Someone posted this on a group I read:

According to Encyclopedia Britannica, there is only one animal with a longer gestation than an Elephant.
Here are its stats:
Scientific name: CHINAADOPTUSPARENTUS
Habitat:Ranges from all climates, locations. (Often found lurking aroundcomputers.)
Dietary requirements:Large quantities of ice cream, cake, chips etc. These are often consumed tearfully in a ritualistic fashion near the above mentioned computer.
CAUTION!! If this behavior is observed immediately remove any nearbyscales. CHINAADOPTUSPARENTUS may become further agitated by the mere presence of these simple machines....